This is in the nature of a somewhat self-indulgent experiment. I can tell already that my dear friend John Kovalic (cartoonist extraordinaire of Dork Tower fame) has absolutely nothing to worry about. (Well, he might laugh himself sick, but he can always claim he doesn't know me and thus avoid dying of shame...) You want good cartoons, go to dorktower.com.

My Adobe Illustrator powered cartooning style (if one can call it that) is good enough to render the CouchGuy, I suppose. (Yes, that's how I wear my hair.) On the other hand, Mrs. CouchGuy may have a fit when she sees what I did to her. My only defense is that I could be Rembrandt himself and not do her justice.

I make no further comment on this exceedingly humble effort except that I had fun doing it, and I may inflict another on you one of these days. You Have Been Warned!